Drunk blogging June 26, 2005
Posted by charmingbutsingle in Uncategorized.trackback
I am loaded. Soooo terribly loaded. (It took me, like, four tries to log into Blogger because I kept getting my password wrong.)
I went to the newest downtown hotspot tonight. It was cool — I took my bronze leather sandals out on the town and they LOVED it.
My friend had met this guy online and she invited him to meet us. I think she figured that it would be better to meet him with her wingwomen there.
It was terrible. Five minutes into the thing I sent her a text message that said, “Abort!” He started the evening by asked her to dance on a table, because she made a joke about getting wild at night.
Guys who do not get jokes are TERRIBLY unattractive.
He was a dud and she spent most of the night on the phone with an ex. I talked to Dud Date more than she did.
He finally was so drunk that he sort of dozed off IN THE BAR. He was asked to leave.
Just wow. Wow.
So, the only people who hit on me were my friend’s Dud Date and a random guy who (after hitting on me) dropped his drink off of the smokers’ balcony. (He was a real winner!)
I’m going to be single forever. FOREVER.
I made serious eye contact with a cutie in dark-rimmed plastic glasses, but Dud Date wouldn’t leave me alone, so I couldn’t go flirt with the cutie.
Sigh.
He looked nice.
Blaaaah. I’m going to sleep.
Alone.
Blech.
Hilarious! Drunken posting is a must! Hope that you’re not feeling the effects too badly and you won’t be single forever darling. Trust me!
Cute post. And I’m with NML…you will not be single forever. It’s just that the one meant for you has not been made aware of your fabulousness yet…
Patience is a virtue. I’m working on that myself.
:(,i feel da same way at least im not alone,we can be single foereva together.okay dat sound very nice but wat can we do.
For a drunken post, you sure did do a good job crossing your t’s and dotting your I’s!!! Bravo!
Sounds like quite the night. I miss nights like that with my friends… I never have good stories anymore!
And you’ll find someone eventually. There’s no rush. Have fun while you can.
NML — I would drunk blog more, but it takes a bit more time than blogging while sober and it usually cuts into my “passing out face first in bed” time.
browneyedgirlie — Patience is so totally over.
nadz — Forevah? Forevah evah? (Wow, references to song lyrics don’t translate well in type …)
glam girl — It took a lot of work and spell checking … also, if you notice, all of the sentences are pretty short and the post has a lot of “sounds.” (I.e. “Blah” and “Blech”)
Jess — It was an okay night. I’ll give it about an 8. It lost points because of the random Dud Date … even though him getting kicked out of the bar was mildly funny. (In a very wrong sort of way, of course.)
I have sooo had nights like that minus the high healed shoes. You are a brave women who’s feet must hate you at least half of the time.
As a wingwoman, I’d say you went above and beyond on that one. Hope there is a return favor in your future. At least you got a blog-worthy story out of it. Take your heels out to the nearest day spa, I say they deserve the treat.
No! You cannot be single forever! If you are charming, but single forever, then there is no hope for those of us who are slightly charming, but single.
Drunk blogging is the new drunk dialing! I do it often.
Being single is fab! Don’t forget it.
LOL!! You will find your man one day!
dud date so not worth those heels! Next time, excuse yourself to go to the toilet. Then come out and head to a different section of the bar. act like youre there with other people. If dud date comes to talk to you say “excuse me? do I know you” they will either get the message or be very confused/embarrassed and leave you alone.
Hi! I just stumbled across your blog and think it’s great!
And don’t sweat being single - the grass is always greener.
my first visit to your blog. next time you’re with DUD or anyone like him, you’ve got to just be like I’ll see you in a bit ok? and your blog is cool - you’re funny! i’ll come back.