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Bad Online Dating pick-up line of the day April 27, 2006

Posted by charmingbutsingle in Uncategorized.
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In an e-mail to my anonymous free e-mail address used exclusively for junk mail and Online Suitors who make it past the initial wink/flirt stage:

"Shouldn’t you be on hot mail? ;)"

Gag.

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1. Jax Peach - April 27, 2006

Oh I disagree, that is HILARIOUS!! My email used to be formolly@hotmail.com, and I had a would-be suitor joke once, “what’s it again, hotmolly@formail?” ;-) I actually KNEW the guy though and he was saying it in person. . .

Seriously, sounds like a keeper, go get ‘em tiger ;-)

2. SportyChick - April 27, 2006

I think it’s brilliant. In a dorky guy sort of way… very cute. Go with it.

3. the OEN - April 27, 2006

I hate to admit it, but I can totally imagine my current boyfriend using that as a pick-up line. Yes, in a totally-dorky-but-cute way. There’s a chance he’s a total sleazeball who meant it at face value, but there’s a better chance he’s just a dork with a sense of humor.

4. Thérèse - April 27, 2006

Ha ha ha ha! Ha!

Reply: No.

5. Jamy - April 27, 2006

This is the perfect short post. Love it.

I have no advice.

6. Grins - April 27, 2006

:::hives:::

7. Teller - April 27, 2006

Slightly pathetic. He can try harder than that.

8. Anonymous - April 27, 2006

It’s funny but I like that sort of cheesy humor. On the right guy, it’s boyish charm; but on the wrong one….

9. Lisa - April 27, 2006

heehee Groan. GOd that sounds like my hubby. Yes, with the right guy its dorky but cute… On the wrong one, its creepy and icky.

10. Hamptons Localite - April 27, 2006

Oh I absolutely love it!

11. Chad - April 28, 2006

Hahahahaha! I bet you he’s used it on 75 women and it’s worked on three.

That’s clasic.

12. Virginia Belle - May 1, 2006

oh puh-leeze! WHY do guys think this stuff works???

note to men: use lines like this after we already know and like you. otherwise, you sound like a horny sleezeball.

that is so pathetic. seriously, he can’t do better than that?

13. EMS - May 2, 2006

shouldn’t this be posted on my blog? i love it. great blog- just found you. looking forward to reading more.