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Well now I’m distracted … December 21, 2006

Posted by charmingbutsingle in Dating, Daydreams, Random Musings on Life.
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So, my “Romantic Daily Horoscope” from today says the following:

Astral influences indicate that love and abundance are coming your way, but you have to clearly visualize the bounty. It’s your job to figure out how to improve your life using your vast store of inner resources.

I’m sorry, I can’t move on to figuring out how to tap my inner resources to improve my life. I’m too busy clearly visualizing every sweaty moment of the hot, juicy bounty of sexy, tall, cuddly man love that I’d like to come my way.

Look, the horoscope said I had to VISUALIZE these things! And WHO am I to argue with MY HOROSCOPE?

So tonight’s birthday celebration? Could be looking up.

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1. Cute Jewess - December 21, 2006

Hee. Don’t you mean “Could be *hooking* up?”

Have a great night! And yay for visualization!

2. Lola - December 21, 2006

Ha! That’s what I read it as first time round.

Yes, very hard to focus on inner resources. Go with the lusting… it’s more fun dammit!

Lola x

3. jenn - December 22, 2006

Interesting… so how was it??

4. TravelGirlDC - December 22, 2006

I stopped reading my horoscope, they stressed me out too much.

5. The Accidental Bitch - December 22, 2006

Hope you found your hot juicy bounty of sexy men at your birthday celebration!

6. Lisa - December 23, 2006

Dying to know how the night went.

7. Johnny Cosmo - December 26, 2006

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8. Exposed - December 28, 2006

Hmm…”visualizing the bounty” somehow leads me to thoughts of Johnny Depp…and Orlando Bloom…as pirates…on a beach…shirtless…I can see how this becomes distracting!