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Equations August 17, 2007

Posted by charmingbutsingle in Applying math to my life, General Clumsiness and Related Stupidity, Listing is fun and easy, Men, Really. Bad. Habits..
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Two shots of Patron + red bull and vodka + beer(s) = ill-advised way to relax.

“Did you grab my ass earlier? Because someone grabbed my ass earlier and I think it was you.” = bad pick-up line to use on a woman, no matter how hot you are.

Me + Season Two Grey’s Anatomy DVDs + aforementioned alcohol and flirtation attempt = really bad hangover on Friday.

That is all.

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1. wailin - August 17, 2007

Wait.. someone actually said that to you? I mean, I’m no Don Juan but even I think that was just retarded. Then again, I think a great pickup line is “Hello.”

2. Single In New York - August 17, 2007

I will agree… That so-called “pick-up-line” was horrendous. A simple “Hello” would have done just fine as Wailin said.

Sorry about the hang-over. I have one today myself.

Open-Mic Night @ one of my favorite local bars + Guy that I was dating a few backs (and kind of miss) there was super-slutty bleach blonde bimbo in halter top and fake eyelashes (sipping appletini’s) and rubbing his thigh + lots of free beers provided by Best Guy Friend = A very tired, very cranky, VERY hung-over SINY at work today.

3. *kb* - August 17, 2007

YIKES! That first equation would pretty much kill me!!!!!!! Hang in there today!!!!!!!!!!

4. marissa - August 17, 2007

Oof, I just got a hangover reading your post. Yikes.

5. Amy - August 17, 2007

that’s funny- although i was subject to a truly horrendous pick-up line on the subway today “you have the most beautiful tongue.” gross.

6. the cajun boy - August 17, 2007

sorry baby…i’m an ass-grabber, what can i say?

7. Exposed - August 18, 2007

I’m curious what your answer would be to this

Patron shots are dangerous…although I have to admit I kinda laughed at the pick up line. Hey, it takes guts to be that confident that it wasn’t just an accident!

8. Not So Little Woman - August 18, 2007

At least it was season two. Season three became such a horrible thing your hangover would’ve been worse.

Oh, and be thankful it was Patron. Had you drunk the disgusting thing of Jose Cuervo or those cheapy ones, you’d be worse, trust me.

9. Parad0x - August 18, 2007

For your own future reference:

I was once berated by a bartender friend of mine for asking for a redbull and vodka.

As it turns out, the alcohol is always first. The correct terminology, then, is Vodka-Redbull.

Useless information, perhaps - but if you’re ever trying to pick a bartender up (I’m sure that happens, doesn’t it?) it’ll give you an upper hand on your less educated competition ;)

10. Ha Ha Sound - August 18, 2007

That’s a really daft pickup line for a guy to use. Women don’t generally grab guy’s asses, do they?

11. Wobbly - August 19, 2007

Aw man, I thought that was a great line…reason #2029484 I’m single I s’pose. I’d have been all over that guy. For the minute and a half he wanted me.

12. model behavior - August 19, 2007

a) i think vodka redbull should be illegal (plus I think it tastes like crap)
b) i’ve found the most effective pick-up line is pretending you know the person and then acting really embarassed when they’re not who you said they were.
c) feel better!

13. ccs178 (Chris) - August 21, 2007

Hmmm…that line has worked for me before.

14. wailin - August 21, 2007

It did? O.o Wow.

15. a life uncommon - August 21, 2007

Wow, that combo would kill me.

16. Jessie - August 22, 2007

Yikes, worst pick-up line ever! Also, voka plus beer would equal one really bad hangover for sure!

17. minijonb - August 22, 2007

this post = brilliance!

thanks. i don’t feel as wiped out as i did earlier this monring.

=:-)

18. ccs178 (Chris) - August 22, 2007

Yeah, that line did work, but she was from Louisiana.

19. Virginia Belle - August 22, 2007

LOL that was hilarious!

but that line? UGH! *shudders* please tell me you slapped him.

worst line i ever got? “damn, no one told me this was the Fine Ass section!” — WTF?? did he want me to barf on his shoes??? i think i literally RAN away.

20. whitdawg - August 23, 2007

rough. whatever happened to simply offering to buy a girl a drink? not that you needed another one…

sadly, the pickup lines are equally tragic here in nyc. just yesterday, i received “you know, i almost just got run over while crossing the street and admiring your legs at the same time.” ew.

if interested in the perspective of a girl struggling to date up north, check out:

http://frog-kissing.blogspot.com/

21. Mr WriteNow - August 24, 2007

wow….hope the weekend brings something better.

Haven’t seen you on my blog much. Miss you……

22. jademarine - August 24, 2007

Oh, men and the things they think they can get away with…

Though in college I’m usually reduced to drunken catcalls from frat boys packed in a car, as I walk down the street trying to pull my skirt a little lower…

Love your blog :)

Jade
http://www.californialove.wordpress.com

23. Maverick - August 25, 2007

hey charming we miss ya where r you?

24. Ava Mazur - August 26, 2007

The worst pickup line ever got was “Your a big girl…and I like big girls” Really? Has that ever worked on a gal. Nothing like being reminded Im overweight to make me want to open my legs. See charming it could be slightly worse.